I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol

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reallylameblog:

im pretty angry that im not making out with anybody right now

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babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

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• me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
• her: Instead of the prince?
• me: Instead of the prince
• her: So her daughter would have two mommies?
• me: Yes
• her: two princess mommies...
• me:
• her:
• me:
• her: fabulous